"On April 21, 1967, the 100 millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville — a blue two-door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches; the lieutenant governor even showed up.

"Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her. But they should have, because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car — no, the most important object — in pretty much the whole universe."

Happy Birthday Baby! April 24th


only to be defeated as one.

"Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear."
- The carnivorous carnival (via kushlordsupremereborn)


an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

make the clock reverse…

#tangled  #i just watched this movie like 2 days ago and cried  


#i agree  #nicolaj coster-waldau  #got cast  

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

#eyyyy  #sons of anarchy  

Coincidences are scary, huh?

#free!  #babies  


i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

#got  #omg